Monthly Archives: September, 2007
NFL Week 4: The Chicks Break it Down
Observations from around the league:
Oh great, so now even the Falcons have won a game.
With or without Rex, Da Bears freakin’ suck.
Sorry Pam Oliver, but your bad weave should’ve drawn a flag during the FOX NFL Countdown show.
Are the Rams really that bad or are the Cowboys just that good?
We hate to admit it, but Ed Hochuli’s buffness is starting to become a distraction.
Packers V Vikings: Only the first and fourth quarters mattered.
Chargers fans, we feel your pain…
U Da Man!
It took less than one quarter against the Minnesota Vikings for Brett Favre to break Dan Marino’s record for career touchdown passes. TD #421 went to wide receiver Greg Jennings on a 16 yard play. What was even better than the play was the celebration dance that followed. Brett hoisted Jennings over his shoulder in a move reminiscent of Patrick Swayze at the end of Dirty Dancing. (Nobody puts Brett in a corner!)
Dan Marino, the picture of class, reacted to the record breaking play by saying
“I loved holding the touchdown record for the past 13 years. But if someone was going to break it, I’m glad it was someone like you.”
All Together Now: "LSU! LSU! LSU!"
For the first time since 1959, the LSU Tigers are #1 in the AP Poll. Wow! This is so unexpected. There’s just so many people to thank.
Um, we’d like to thank USC, for narrowly beating unranked Washington in a day of college football upsets. We’d like to thank the Tigers’ offense, for abandoning its Little League Football offensive scheme in the second half of the Tulane Game. Of course, gotta thank the man upstairs, who’s a huge Tigers fan but apparently isn’t that into the Saints this year.
With the Saints Away, the Chicks Will Play
The bad news about this week in the NFL: the Saints are on a bye. The good news about this week in the NFL: the Saints are on a bye. So with no black and gold team to stress over, the Chicks have decided to get all up in the Kool-Aid (and yes, we do know the flavor) of some other NFL teams and must see matchups.
‘ROTTEN’ BENCH
How cool is it to get to say you’re both captain of your football team and head cheerleader? Several high profile quarterbacks will spend four quarters watching their games from the sidelines this Sunday and for various reasons. Some because they suck, some because they’re hurt, and still others, well, all of the above.
Deuce Watch
Deuce McAllister is getting in a little R & R after undergoing a successful surgery in Birmingham, AL. The surgery is the first step in repairing a torn ACL on the Saints RB’s left knee. Saints GM Mickey Loomis told the media today:
“We are very pleased to hear that Deuce’s surgery went well,” Loomis said. “We’re confident that his rehabilitation will go well and everyone in the Saints organization is looking forward to having Deuce back on the field in a Saints uniform in 2008.”
Be sure to tune into the Ellen Show today to see if I can beat those other "so-called" Ultimate fans and make my Super Bowl dreams come true!!!
