Consider it a make good for forcing the Chicks to add 5 pounds in liquor weight since the NFL season opener. Consider it a shift in karma due to our sincere words of comfort to a distraught Falcons fan who bemoaned the reality that an elderly kicker may soon very well be the best player on his team. For whatever reason, (though likely due in great part to one cunning Chick’s killer instinct), Deuce McAllister has agreed to actually let US interview him! (And surprisingly enough, we didn’t have to resort to sexual favors…not that we’re necessarily above that…)
That’s right, we’re “Chick Chattin” with Dulymus himself…. and we’ve got more questions than a preteen watching his first porno. The good news is, we’re no selfish Chicks. We know there’s something you die-hards out there have been dying to know. Well, here’s your chance to get your questions answered. Just Email the Chicks your questions for Deuce. We’ll post the answers to the best questions on the site once the interview takes place. Be sure to include your name in the e-mail so we can give you credit for your oh-so-insightful query. You can make your questions as professional or profane as you please. Just keep in mind, we’re only getting so dirty with #26. (That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it.)
While you’re thinking up something good, we’ll start practicing our “serious reporter head nod” in the mirror. Not to mention, we gotta work off these liquor pounds before the big day.
Stay tuned…
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Duece,
When mowing over a linebacker after a 6-yard gain, which of the following from the Dome faithful motivates you more: Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuce! OR “Deuce upside your head, I said Deuce upside your head! What? Deuce upside your head, I said Deuce upside your head.”
excellent query my friend. Consider it asked…and answered!
To the #1 running back in the league!
What has been your most heartbreaking loss? Who/What motivates you? How’s your knee?Are you single..lol. I just have to ask!
Please tell him to always stay strong and keep his head up at all times. Negative people will always be around to try and tear you down, but always use negative energy as MOTIVATION!
is he single? or is he gay?
wow! we’ve certainly got our priorities in order!
Gay??? I seriously doubt that one…
Ok, really, boxers or briefs?
An official sized NFL football is about the size of my head. How can Jamarcus Russell throw it 80 yards on his knees?
Yo Dulymus, why do you think it is that most people shorten the word “until” to “till”? Isn’t adding an extra L to the end of the word contrary to the goal of shortening it? I mean, it’s still shorter, so mission accomplished. But it’s only half as shorter as it could have been. Seems pretty inefficient. And then there’s the whole matter of “till” being a word which has a completely different meaning (preparing land for raising crops) which is a whole different issue. What’s up with that?
Follow up: When you throw a gumbo party, do you set aside any leftovers for later, just in case you really need to clear your head?
Does Deuce enjoy hiking? Does he go geocaching and collect geocoins? (Tell him I’ll save one of my custom fleur coins for him).
Question (to Deuce): Firstly, I hope your knee is ok. What were your first thoughts when you came crashing down on your already sore knee? I know that was a devastating feeling.
I wish you the best of luck!
Melissa
Want to show your support? There’s an address where you can send your letters, etc.
@www.deucemcallister26.com
Hi Deuce,
I just want to wish you well with your recovery and remember conviction and belief and the man puts no more on us we can’t handle. You are a true leader and your spirit is truly genuine. The people believe in you and the man ALWAYS takes care of his people. I am a true fan and I have my trench coat that was autographed by you last november and I can’t wait to wear it. I BELIEVE IN DEUCE MCALLISTER.
TBJ
no he’s not single..he is actually engaged to be married in decemer to some mississippi bumpkin.however , that does not stop his lying, cheating, womanizing ass from being a complete manwhore!!!
on a good note, i hope he recovers well
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Very true about the wifey. She’s very pretty, too!
http://www.talk-sports.net/nfl/girlfriend.aspx/Deuce_McAllister
Looks like too much chick chatting has been going on here…..lol!
Very true about the wifey. She’s very pretty, too!