Monthly Archives: September, 2007
National Foot-Bawl League
Jimmy: “Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?”
Evelyn: “No, no, no.”
Jimmy: “NO. NO. And do you know why?”
Evelyn: “No…”
Jimmy: “Because there’s no crying in baseball. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!“
And that’s exactly why we’re not into the MLB. You see in football, watching a player catch a case of the waterworks is about as common as hearing the prez mispronounce a word. After all, who better than a Chick to relate to raw, uncut emotion.
Meanwhile… Vick’s Still Smokin’, Rex Still Sucks, and Roy Williams is a Cheap S.O.B.
Mexico Pulls a Cheech and Chong
When life handed Michael Vick a major career hit, it seems he decided to take a major bong hit. The suspended Falcons QB has been placed on tighter restrictions by a federal judge after testing positive for marijuana. The tighter restrictions will force Vick to remain in his home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. and submit to random drug testing.
Vick submitted his pee-pee to the courts on September 13th, just weeks after pleading guilty to federal dogfighting charges. Legal analysts say the latest developments could impact Vick’s December 10 sentencing.
Breaking News: Chicks Pray Their Deuce Isn’t Cooked…
According to a source close to the Chicks, Deuce McAllister underwent the first of what could be several surgeries today to repair his torn ACL. While the outcome of the surgery has not been disclosed, we’re keeping our fingers, toes, eyes, and legs crossed (which is a first for some Chicks, who shall remain nameless) in the hopes that #26 is now one step closer to returning to the field as a Saint in 2008.
When It Hurts So Bad
We see no need to reopen old wounds, revisit the pain, or retell history; we all know what happened Monday night. And thanks to some court ordered visits with a therapist and a cocktail of appropriately prescribed uppers, NOLA Chick finds herself on the road to recovery. According to a family spokesperson, she appreciates the many well wishes sent her way.
Talking the Chick Down
In light of recent events involving the New Orleans Saints, we are currently focusing all our energy on convincing NOLA Chick not to jump.
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