Monthly Archives: September, 2007
The Young and the Restless
A message to Vince Young: unlike my momma’s okra gumbo, revenge is a dish best served cold. For you, you very strange looking young man, it will come in the form of a fired up former foe who would love nothing more than to run over your defense and single-handedly keep your offense off the field in a Monday Night spectacle. You see, Reggie remembers what happened January 4, 2006, when you lead the Longhorns over his USC Trojans in the final minutes of the game. Truth be told, he took no pleasure in watching Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite walk all over his team. And while we’re on the subject, here’s a friendly reminder to pack your Longhorns National Championship T-shirt when you set out for the Big Easy. You’ll need it for comfort come Tuesday morning.
The Cover 2: The Chicks Break it Down
It may be one of the primary reasons the Saints are off to an 0-2 start (other than the fact that the Chicks clearly aren’t drunk enough come 2nd quarter). We’re talking the Cover 2 Defense a.k.a. the Saints ultimate double edged sword.
Not only is it being used against us, but its apparently not working for us. If you’ve been too busy trying to figure out what it is to realize how it’s hurting us, allow the Chicks to school you in a little Cover 2 101. (Football experts, feel free to go back to practicing your Benson Boogie for Monday night’s home opener.)
Oh Snap!
Courtesy:Eliot J. Schechter/Getty Images
T.O.’s touchdown celebration mocking the Patriots spying scandal is by far our favorite picture of the week. It’ll cost the Cowboy $7,500 in fines…and we think its worth every penny.
Chick Chattin’ With Deuce
Consider it a make good for forcing the Chicks to add 5 pounds in liquor weight since the NFL season opener. Consider it a shift in karma due to our sincere words of comfort to a distraught Falcons fan who bemoaned the reality that an elderly kicker may soon very well be the best player on his team. For whatever reason, (though likely due in great part to one cunning Chick’s killer instinct), Deuce McAllister has agreed to actually let US interview him! (And surprisingly enough, we didn’t have to resort to sexual favors…not that we’re necessarily above that…)
0-2, O.J., & OK-ville
Misery Loves Company
Sure the Saints are off to a sucky start this year. The good news is, they’re not alone. Four other playoff teams from the 2006 season remain winless in week two. We’re talking the Philadelphia Eagles, New York’s Giants and Jets, and the Kansas City Chiefs. While Eagles fans will likely blame their troubles on QB Donovan McNabb, we’d much rather assume the slow start is the result of bad karma on a city full of foul-mouthed, New Orleans hating beeyatches!!!
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