10. Some of us, who shall remain nameless (see: Nola Chick) had bandages removed from wrist slitting “accident” after Saints home opener

9. Learned we can bet like the big boys this football season, thanks to Hot Chicks Hot Picks.

8. Played a fascinating round of our own version of “Who Would You Do”, thanks to The Big Picture.

7. Realized there’d be plenty of people in line before us at the gates to hell after reading comments on Deadspin.

6. Longed for the bitter, albeit colorful commentary of Grandmaster Wang.

5. Started pool guessing what Chef Who Dat would come up with for this weekend’s throwdown in the dome. (Panthers Pate’ perhaps???)

4. Found more “Who Would You Do” inspiration after checking out Femme Fan’s “Locker Room Lookers.”

3. Began the process of creating a myspace page, only to realize we’re turning into our parents. “That cyber-net stuff is scary, baby. Just give me my abacus and I’m good”

2. Appeared as the top vote getting article on armchairgm.com. (BTW, it’s not too late to vote for us!) And from the looks of the comments, it seems like these Chicks ruffled a few feathers with our 13-3 Saints prediction.

1. Found inspiration to create our own t-shirts featuring the Saints unofficial new slogan: Do It For Deuce!

We’ll wrap things up this week by sending Matt Leinart a “Your Welcome” card for letting him borrow our old “I was too drunk to remember” excuse.