The Chicks Hit it… and Quit it

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Hit It!

Reggie Bush for fighting tooth and nail for that four yards in the go ahead touchdown against the Falcons in the fourth quarter. It was exhilarating to watch those muscle in your legs bulge while your buns of steel tightened as you…uh, oh….we mean, it was awesome to watch your hustle and commitment to taking to the team to the top.

Quit It!

Drew Brees, enough already. We can’t blame the offensive line, we can’t even really blame the receivers. We can only blame you for not getting good reads, throwing interceptions, and poorly thrown balls. Will the REAL Drew Brees please step forward? (Wait, we just had a terrifying thought. Is THIS the real Drew Brees????)

Hit It!

Tres magnifique, Monsieur Pierre! The 24 yard touchdown run wowed us! The consistency and poise you’ve shown over the past couple games wooed us! Watch out Reggie. We may have a new baby daddy in the making…

Quit It!

Um secondary, could we not make Byron Leftwich and that craptastic heap of dog vomit that is the Falcons’ receiving corp look like the second coming of Brady to Moss? You know that $hit ain’t right!

Hit It!

Way to go Defense for making big plays down the stretch. You got Leftwich out of the game by any means necessary (just like we taught you.) You also kept them from turning their final drive into something reminiscent of the game against Carolina a couple weeks ago.

Quit It!

No more of these stupid penalties negating big plays. We can’t afford it. Late in the third quarter, two holding calls wiped out 20 yards of rushing by Reggie Bush. Don’t you know how we feel about people bashing our Bush!

2 Comments to The Chicks Hit it… and Quit it

  1. October 23, 2007 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Jeebus! Bush makes one play… a play he’s supposed to make… and we get a fawning graphic description of his muscular buttocks. He spends the rest of the game dancing sideways and diving for the sideline and we get not a word.

    Lefwitch gets a bad rap. The guy has a strong arm (and is a chunky quarterback which always counts for something). There were only a few instances where I thought the secondary had really messed up a coverage. Despite the improvement, the Saints still aren’t getting enough consistent pressure on the passer.

    At least no one got badly burned deep… but then Jason David wasn’t playing.

    You’re right about Brees, though. I think he needs his bionic shoulder re-tuned.

  2. October 23, 2007 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    a) Um, you obviously weren’t paying close enough attention to his buttocks to not understand its overall relevance.
    2) when you’ve got a team of people NOT doing what they’re supposed to do, it doesn’t hurt to praise those who actually buck the trend. kinda like kindergarten.
    III) yeah chubby’s got an okay arm. but i knew tom brady. tom brady was a friend of mine. and you byron leftwich are NO tom brady.

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