NFL Week 8: The Chicks Break it Down
Redskins 7 Patriots 52-No, that score is not a typo. And no, the Redskins didn’t choose to start their cheerleaders as a Halloween prank. And yes, we’re already sick of the hype over the Pats/Colts game.
Colts 31 Panthers 7-It was so cute to watch Panthers fans get all geeked up thinking their team was about to contain the Colts, only to watch Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne crush their dreams like they were Carrie on prom night. The pigs blood came in the form of 24 unanswered points.
Eagles 23 Vikings 16- For the first time since week 2, Donovan McNabb looked like Donovan McNabb and not Rex Grossman’s soul brother. Meanwhile, the injury plagued Vikings have been reduced to using their 3rd string quarterback. Don’t be surprised if Minnesota pulls a page from the Panthers’ playbook and starts digging through the rolodex of ex-qb old fogeys. “We need Joe Namath on the line: stat!!”
Lions 16 Bears 7- Why is it so much fun to watch the Bears lose? I tell you, it just never gets old!
Steelers 24 Bengals 13- Why is it so sad to watch the Bengals lose? I tell you, it’s really getting old!
Giants 13 Dolphins 10- I say old chum, the only highlight of this European experience was the bloody streaker!
Browns 27 Rams 10- Come on Rams, just 8 more games to go to make our 0-16 wishes come true! We know you can do it!
Jags 24 Bucs 23- We’re too busy pointing and laughing at Tampa Bay to sum this one up.
Texans 10 Chargers 35-So both floods AND fires can be a good motivator for sports teams. Interesting…
Oh yeah, the Titans beat the Raiders and the Bills beat the Jets.(Translation: Who gives a good Sh#%)
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