Week 8 Power Rankings: Brought to you by the Serial Streaker…

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The NFL Week 8 Power Rankings are out and we couldn’t be more bored by the top 10. The only thing that really matters is that the Saints have moved up from 26 to 19! Yay!

What, you want more? Oh fine. Here’s your damn top 10.

1.) Patriots- Unstoppable…blah blah blah…running up score…blah, blah blah…classless…blah blah blah…16-0…blah blah blah

2.) Colts- Here are your orders: DESTROY THEM!

3.) Cowboys-Romo BEFORE $67 million contract= Tool

Romo AFTER $67 million contract= “How you doin’….”

4.) Packers- Since the ESPN crew did all but ask Brett Favre to have their babies during Monday night’s game, what’s left for us to say?

5.) Giants- Way to go across the pond and teach those Brits what we knew all along: You’re one bloody boring team!

6.) Steelers- Beating up on the Bungles: that don’t impress me much!

7.) Chargers- See, Patriots. There is a way to crush your opponent without looking like total schmucks.

8.) Jaguars-Thank you for beating the Bucs. Now, consider yourselves our sworn enemy.

9.) Titans- Oh c’mon. Are you guys trying to win ugly?

10.) Lions- An NFC team we can actually be happy for, and only because we feel your pain.

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