The NFL Week 10 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Monica Lewinsky’s Stained Black Dress

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Hot one week, not the next: that pretty much sums up the Saints and a few other teams who took a slip in the power rankings this week.  They’re going down and getting exposed.  You know a thing or two about that, don’t you Monica? 

#1 Blah, Blah, Blah: They had a bye-week and yet the media still can’t get enough of those Boston Boys.

#2 Packers:  Is it time to finally start believing that Favre is for real?

#3 Cowboys: We’d be happy for you if we didn’t hate you to our very core.

#4 Steelers: Congratulations, your division sucks!

#5 Colts: 6 Manning picks and your clutch kicker misses a field goal?  You gotta think somewhere a blue and white stuffed horseshoe is getting lit up by voodoo pins.

#6 Giants: We’ll call Sunday’s loss “step one” of your inevitable late season collapse.

#7 Jaguars:  See, you’re a good team.  The Saints were just a better team.

#8 Titans: What’s lower, Vince Young’s passer rating or his IQ.?

#9 Lions: Yet another NFC wildcard threat.  Losing streak: activate! 

#10 Chargers: You made the Vikings look like the Patriots and the Colts look like the Bears.  Who are you?

#17 Saints: A convincing win against the Texans could catapult us into the top 10.  Another embarrasing loss, and it may be time to start scouting out our ‘08 draft pick.    

Click here for a list of teams not worthy of our time.

 

One Response to “The NFL Week 10 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Monica Lewinsky’s Stained Black Dress”

  1. No changing game day beer!

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