It’s no secret, we chicks love our booze. Usually we stick with beer on game day. But after the Rams debacle, we turned to tequila. This Sunday, with playoff hopes and a division title possibly on the line, we can’t rely on just any old alcohol based combination to get us through the big game. So, we’re whipping up a special recipe guaranteed to keep our spirits up and bring those Buccaneers down!
Warning: Recipe may cause impromptu hook-ups, uncontrollable rage, and slurred Who Dat chants.
DUI in a Cadillac Williams Pirate Punch
1.5 oz Captain Morgan’s Parrot Bay Pineapple
5 oz Juicy Juice Kiwi Strawberry (It’s High Fructose Corn Syrup Free!)
Sliced Pineapples
Cubed Ice
Mix it all up in a punch bowl (add more liquor for faster effectiveness or more juice for taste.) Serve in black and gold glasses and garnish with a pineapple slice. Can serve 2 or 7, depending on how big of a lush you are.
Happy Sipping!
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I swore off pineapple-based beverages after a long night with too many amaretto and pineapples some years back. But this looks yummy! I’ll skip the punch bowl and just mix it up in my special black and gold sippy cup.
Hey! And to ward off the hangover, you can try SAINTSEESTER SLAMMERS – they have espresso in them. Black gold, baby.
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The game is on my teevees this weekend!
Oh my god, that is fantastic. I am heading to the grocery store and ABC store before I head out of town!
awesome! and try to drink on an empty stomach too. the hangover’s a bitch and you’re likely to be a candidate for alcohol posioning. but the buzz is oh so good!
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That I believe serves…one.
oh sweet ruby…how i so like your style!
This looks reaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy good.
And yes, I am more depressed about the game than you could imagine. It literally made me ill.
Sigh.
Could you please properly cite your source for the Jeffery Garcia topless shot above? Then we could all collectively change our computer wallpapers. Thanks.