Posted on December 29, 2007 by nolachick
It’s not the season ender we expected back in August. The New Orleans Saints are playing for 8-8 and scrambling to stay in the playoff hunt. The Chicks would have been drinking through the season no matter what but some of the disturbing disappointments in ‘07 forced us to imbibe more than we normally would have [...]
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Posted on December 28, 2007 by nolachick
Let’s face it kiddos, it’ ain’t looking good for our boys in black and gold. The Saints are 7-8 and relying on the Redskins to lose to a 2nd string Cowboys team and the Vikings to lose to a struggling Broncos team to keep their playoff hopes alive. In other words, Week 17 will be [...]
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Posted on December 25, 2007 by nolachick
It’s Christmas, which means it’s okay not to post because no one’s online anyways… unless of course they’re alone or their family doesn’t love them, in which case, aw…you poor, sweet baby. But since we’ve been watching a marathon of a Christmas Story and going shot for shot on every “You’ll shoot your eye out” [...]
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Posted on December 24, 2007 by nolachick
Oh don’t get us wrong, Sunday sucked. Sunday sucked like an heiress on prom night. It sucked like every “Police Academy” movie. It sucked like that flamboyant elf named Lamar sucks candy canes. If Sunday were a water gun, it’d be called the “Super Sucker.” Instead of our tasty bird buffet of Falcon, Cardinal, and [...]
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Posted on December 22, 2007 by nolachick
The Saints are in the final course of a late season bird buffet. First Course: Falcon Fricassée, yummy! Second Course: Cajun Fried Cardinal, delightful! Third Course: Eagle Étouffée with a side dish of Drama Au Gratin. (Uh oh, somebody better grab us a bottle of Tums!)
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Posted on December 20, 2007 by nolachick
There’s a chick in enemy territory this weekend. Deep in the heart of Filthadelphia, where the rats roam free and the furry goatees turn decent looking men into human billy goats, Nola Chick will hold her own as one the only fans in the sports bar rooting for the other team. Oh yeah, I’m gonna [...]
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Posted on December 19, 2007 by nolachick
The 2008 Pro Bowl Roster is set and guess who ain’t on the list? Here’s a hint, they wear black and gold, they cause frequent bouts of anxiety, and are responsible for my future stint in rehab. (If you’re still confused, you should probably just stop reading now.)
Sadly, not nary a Saint is going to [...]
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Posted on December 18, 2007 by nolachick
Admit it, by the third time the cameras took a shot of Jessica Simpson in the luxury box during Sunday’s Eagles-Cowboys game, you were about ready to vomit. The first time was okay. It was kind of like seeing a teacher on the weekends in her gym clothes: a little jarring, but okay. After a [...]
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Posted on December 18, 2007 by nolachick
Hit It!
Thank you Aaron Stecker, for helping us remember what it’s like to have a running game. Getting close to 100 yards on the ground for the second week in a row erased the memory of that early lost fumble.
Quit It!
Our Lady of Secondaries, pray for us.
Hit It!
Roses are red, violets are blue. With numbers [...]
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Posted on December 17, 2007 by nolachick
While sewing in the last strands of yarn on my Vikings voodoo doll, I happened upon a magically delicious realization: The Giants may not make the playoffs. That means the Saints have not one, but two opportunities to sneak in, if they win all their games.
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