Dear Dawgs: Geaux F*CK yourselves!
It was bound to happen: the endless “we was robbed” chants from all the top 5 teams who, unlike LSU and Ohio State, find themselves playing in a BCS game other than the National Championship game.
Virginia Tech: “We only lost two games in regular season, and it was to two top rated teams. Why can’t we go?”
Answer: Um, because LSU was one of the teams that kicked your ass.
Kansas Fans: “Sure we only beat the equivalent of an old folks home ranking wise in regular season, but we were ranked #5. Doesn’t that mean something?”
Answer: Be lucky you got into ANY bowl game.
Georgia Fans (Our very favorites): “We’re one of the hottest teams in the country. We won our last six. We were ranked at #4. We didn’t lose over the weekend, so why should our ranking drop. It’s not fair. Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!!”
Answer: Want a little fermented cheese with that whine? The only reason you didn’t lose a game this weekend was because you didn’t earn the opportunity to play in one because you didn’t win the East in the SEC. The team that won beat you handily in regular season and guess what, LSU beat that team!! Plus, your other loss was to sorry South Carolina, and they handed it to you! Losers!!!!
If you’ve got some spare time and want a good laugh, cork open a bottle of your best Pinot, snuggle up under a warm blanket, and head over to the AJC’s website. They’re you’ll find an endless chorus of poor little puppy dawg whining. It almost makes you want to sic Vick on the Bulldog nation.
Sample a few of these tasty excerpts below: (Names have been changed to protect the ignorant!)
Stupid Media Guy writes:“Georgia was No. 4 in the BCS standings last week - LSU was No. 7 - and two of the top three teams lost. Simple math should have put the Bulldogs in the title game. Turns out the BCS flunked math as well as logic.”
Somebody call the “Wha-mbulance!” LSU beat both teams that beat UGA, won the conference championship and had more top 25 wins than UGA. How’s that for logic!
Toothless Redneck writes: “I hope that LSU gets run over by OSU. Then LSU will be once, twice, three times a loser. OSU is happier than LSU that LSU made to the NCG. They got their wish to not have to play a team that was less boring than them.”
Green is soooo not a good color on you.
Lame Homo Adds: “UGA needs to play 08 with a chip on their shoulders…ESPN is a farce”
Aw, why don’t you go get a good cry on your Uncle/Father’s shoulder inbred!
While I agree that the BCS needs to be abandoned for a more consistent and reliable system, I don’t think any of these teams have the right to yell sham any louder than LSU would have had they not made it to the game. While the system is flawed, it worked as best it could to determine the new #1 and #2. You don’t just get to be in the title game because you didn’t get a chance to lose your conference game. You have to earn it! And as for VT, beat us in regular season and this wouldn’t be up for debate right now.
Bottom line: SUCK IT!
The Nola Chick has spoken.
Filed under: LSU, bcs, college football, college football rankings
A rousing AMEN! (with a full gospel choir in the background)!!!!!
A double AMEN, and woo-hoo. Looks like I’ve got a new Crimson Whine!
If Georgia wanted to play in the BCS title game, they shouldn’t have made prison love to Tennessee. Then they would have won the division, beaten the Tigers (ha!), and taken their rightful place at the top of the college football world.
I smell another 2005 Sugar Bowl coming on if Richt doesn’t stop them from believing their own hype.
XOXO
“made prison love to Tennessee.” I heart you so much right now.
So let it be written so let it be done.
Bottom Line- You don’t win your conference, you aren’t playing. Deal with it. LSU won the SEC CHAMPIONSHIP now they will play for the National CHAMPIONSHIP.
Word. I couldn’t agree more!