The NFL Week 13 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Rerun
As we reflect on the past weekend of NFL games, we can’t help but wonder: “What’s happening now?” Refs are helping the Pats stay undefeated (yeah, we said it), the Saints are going out of their way to help teams beat them, and the Giants still haven’t officially committed to their annual late-season choke. If only we could go back to the simpler days when a good ole “pop and lock” by a fat kid named Rerun was all it took to make us smile.
Below are this week’s power rankings.
1. The Refs (Cause they’re who really beat the Ravens on Sunday. Well, them and Kyle Boller .)
2. Cowboys: We hate you so much, we may soon have to stop referring to you by name.
3. Colts: When you get to the playoffs, DESTROY THEM! (No, not your lovehandles Peyton. We’re talking about that Boston team.)
4. Packers: Will Papa Brett’s bad shoulder leave you doomed in the postseason?
5. Steelers: When you see “them” on Sunday, DESTROY THEM! Then go back to being insignificant.
The rest of the rankings, right after these messages.
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6. Jags: C’mon boys. You’re not supposed to disappoint your fans until the first round of the playoffs.
7. Bucs: You raggedy b*tch!
8. Chargers: You could lose the rest of your games and still win your weak ass division.
9. Seahawks: Don’t get jealous over what we said about the Steelers. You’re still our #1 insignificant playoff bound team.
10. Browns: The Saints being out of the picture didn’t settle our obsession with underdogs with no shot at making it to the Super Bowl this season. With that said, you’ve got our full support.
17. Saints: Maybe…just maybe you can still sneak in at 9-7. But that would actually involve winning another game. Sooooo…….
Click here for a list of teams not worthy of our time.
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