Stayin’ alive my friends.  That’s what a crap load of teams are setting their sights on in these final weeks of the NFL season.  Some are going in the right direction (Vikings) and some are choking in the final stretch (Lions.)  Let’s just hope the Saints are wearing their dancing shoes in the Dome this Sunday when they take on the Cards. 

Below are this week’s power rankings:

1) Stinky Sweatshirt Man and his Band of Thugs- So we see you’re back to blowing out your opponents.  Great.

2) Romo and the Homos- Beating the Lions on Sunday helped my Saints.  Finally, you’re good for somethin other than pissing me off.

3) Colts- Just stay low key and get healthy in time for the playoffs so you can take care of business against them Boston Boys.

4) Packers-Ryan Grant: Welcome to our radar.  And btw…”how you doin?”

5) Jags-It’s not that we don’t like you, it’s that we don’t care about you.

6) Steelers-It’s that we don’t like you.

7) Chargers-With Shawn Merriman out, you may be in for a long December.

8 ) Seahawks- We can only pray we’ll play you in the first round of the playoffs.

9) Browns-Our favorite little underdogs (other than our own team) just keep truckin’ along.

10) Giants-Is there a way you could beat that New England team for us but still not make it to the playoffs, cuz that would be awesome!

15) Saints-I don’t hear no fat lady yet my Who Dats!   

Click here for a list of teams not worthy of your time.