Hit it and Quit it Tuesdays
Hit It!
Thank you Aaron Stecker, for helping us remember what it’s like to have a running game. Getting close to 100 yards on the ground for the second week in a row erased the memory of that early lost fumble.
Quit It!
Our Lady of Secondaries, pray for us.
Hit It!
Roses are red, violets are blue. With numbers like that, will you marry me Drew?
Quit it!
Your kickoff range has nowhere to go but up, right Martin?
Hit it!
114 yards on 8 catches? Must be Marques.
Quit it!
A dropped 1st down pass? Must be Eric Johnson.
The Week 15 Hit List!
Miami Dolphins-While it would have been more fun for me to see you lose all 16 games, I guess it’s cool that your players don’t want to blow their brains out anymore.
Brian Westbrook- Cause anyone else would have told John Runyan to “f-off” and ran that puppy in for a touchdown.
Giants-For sucking, just when we need you to.
The Week 15 Quit List!
Chicago Bears- You’re a bunch of good for nuthin’ summa-ma-bitches!
Tampa Bay-Cause you ain’t all that!
Ravens Coach Brian Billick-For being a total sissy and not going for it on 4th and 1 to win the game. You’re 4-9…what do you have to lose?
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I’m offering ribeyes, cases of good beer and several bottles of red wine to Our Lady of Secondaries to intercede on our boys’ behalf.
Yeesh.
Westbrook made the play of the year. Too bad McNabb sucks green donkeys.