Admit it, by the third time the cameras took a shot of Jessica Simpson in the luxury box during Sunday’s Eagles-Cowboys game, you were about ready to vomit.  The first time was okay. It was kind of like seeing a teacher on the weekends in her gym clothes: a little jarring, but okay.  After a while, it got downright obnoxious.  I kept thinking, “the more they show her, the more I want the Cowboys to lose.”  And wouldn’t you know it, Tony Romo ended up having one of his worst days of the season.  Kind of like last year, when then girlfriend Carrie Underwood came to watch him play, only to see her man stink up the place with errant passes and bad decisions.  This bizarre coincidence sounds like the makings for a new Harry Potter-esque book series: “Tony Romo and the Curse of Getting Laid.“Here’s hoping Jessica makes her presence felt all through the playoffs. 

Below are this week’s power rankings:

1. You’ve got to lose this week because it’d be a sin to let the Giants beat you next week.

2.Colts: Rest my pretties.  We’ll need you at full strength come January

3.Cowboys: I’m too busy pointing and laughing….

4.Packers: If it can’t be us, I want it to be you.

5.Jags: You’ll make the playoffs.  But what will you do once you get there?

6.Chargers:  Thank you for tappin’ some Lion ass! 

7.Steelers: Thank you for gettin’ that ass tapped!

8.Browns: Your little Snow-Bowl made me think of Sno-Balls, which made me think of my favorite snoball stand in Gentilly in New Orleans, which made me like you even more.

9.Bucs: Your time will come.

10.Giants: As will yours.

14. Saints:  Hold up your end of the bargain and you’re in the playoffs.  We Ga-ron-tee it! 

Click here for a list of teams not worthy of our time.