Chick Sips: Bearly Alive Bubbly with a Shot of Sweet Revenge and Ass Whipping Cream

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Let’s face it kiddos, it’ ain’t looking good for our boys in black and gold.  The Saints are 7-8 and relying on the Redskins to lose to a 2nd string Cowboys team and the Vikings to lose to a struggling Broncos team to keep their playoff hopes alive.  In other words, Week 17 will be one of those “playing for pride” games. 

The odds are we’ll start the New Year plotting our off-season moves instead of preparing for a playoff  game.  Still, we’ll have reason enough to toast our champagne with the best of them.  We’ll have just kicked some Bear butt on their home turf.  It’s payback for all those nasty signs they held up during last year’s NFC Championship game. And what better way to enjoy a payback, playing for pride ass-whipping than with a classic and classy concoction of happy juice: The Bearly Alive Bubbly with a Shot of Sweet Revenge & Ass Whipping Cream.

Warning:  Recipe may cause impromptu hook-ups, uncontrollable rage, and slurred Who Dat chants. 

The Bearly Alive Bubbly  

1 pack frozen strawberries

8 oz orange juice

1 bottle of champagne

1 tsp sugar

1 oz whipped cream

Blend strawberries, sugar and juice in blender until mixture is slushy.   Pour mix into half of champagne flute then fill the rest of glass with champagne.  Stir mixture. Fill champagne flutes half way with the fruit mix. Fill the remainder of the glasses with champagne, and stir until champagne and fruit mix are mixed.  

Shot of Sweet Revenge

Pour remainder of mixture into shot glass.  Top with whipped cream.

4 Responses to “Chick Sips: Bearly Alive Bubbly with a Shot of Sweet Revenge and Ass Whipping Cream”

  1. YES! you must see it! :) It’s a really great “feel good” movie.

  2. Positive Thought: Martin Gramatica. (Spelling may be off, too lazy to spell check)

    Oh, almost forgot Steve Weatherford.

    You may have seen it already and neglected to comment, but I have cracked the code for the Saints Modern Era!

  3. GO TIGERS AND HORNETS

    (They’re not just beating hapless teams now, they’re trouncing them!!!!!!)

  4. Yeah I’m still here

    Asante Samuel is a free agent next year, you know.

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