Welcome to Bizarro World!
A Manning is headed to a conference championship game, and it ain’t Peyton. That popcorn T.O. told me to get sure did come in handy…after the game. 38 year old Brett Favre is one game away from the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, despite our quite excellently crafted voodoo dolls, the Brady Bunch just won’t die. Welcome to the NFL playoffs my friends.
There’s Something About Romo
Was anyone else waiting for T.O. to slip a “you complete me” into his tearful post game speech? I wanted so badly to point and laugh at him, and well, I did. But I also felt bad for the guy. There’s nothing easy about being a sensitive a-hole. How do you balance the pressures to talk trash, taunt fans, and start drama with your need to get out a good, “Ya-Ya Sisterhood”, televised cry every now and again?
Today while everyone else was debating whether the tears were genuine, whether it was Owens deflecting, and whether Jeff Garcia truly was the gayest player on the old 49ers team, the Chicks were busy wondering just what is it about Romo that would make even T.O. go homo? We were certainly impressed when Tony “the Tiger” pulled back-to-back blonde bombshells. But now that he’s got a black stallion going ga-ga for him at the games, we gotta think he’s either got some ferocious pheremones or a schlong made of pure gold. And to that we say: “how you doin’?”
One Year Wonder
So much for the Colts’ Dynasty years. The Choke Fest returned to Peyton’s place this Sunday as Indy took on a bruised and battered Chargers team. What hurts most is that now it’s up to the Chargers to stop the Patriots’ Super Bowl run. So um….yeah.
Bringing Hassle-back
Poor Mattie pooh. He must have spent so much time practicing how not to screw up the coin toss that he didn’t get a chance to prep for the actual game. Meanwhile, we’re officially on the Ryan Grant bandwagon. 201 yards and three touchdowns? It’s enough to make us wanna pull a Terrell-style tear up. “That’s my running back…(sob, sob)”
Down Kitty
As for my Jags, it’s sad to see your season end. You’d become our sleeper team…the one we hoped would get into the playoffs and shock the world. You had your chance to blow everyone away…and you blew it.
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How crazy is it that Peyton will be hanging out with Archie in a VIP box watching Eli play the Championship round?
Go Pack Go…!
I was rootin’ hard for the Jags, and they had them…just a couple plays from coming through.
I am sad the Jags lost because I won’t get to see more of Jack Del Rio (in the suit, please; gosh, I remember when he was on the Saints), David Garrard, and the absolutely adorable Maurice Jones Drew.
It pains me, but the Pats will destroy the Chargers. At least they have four LSU alums on the roster.
That’s an interesting take on Romo. I hope he shakes loose of Jessica before she brings down the whole franchise.