Let’s face it; only losers, hermits, and weirdos watch the Super Bowl alone. After all, the Super Bowl ain’t just about the game, it’s about the party. It’s about the chips, the dip, the calories, and the beer, oh…the beer! It’s about rating the commercials with loud boos or uproarious laughter. And most importantly, it’s about all the super silly Super Bowl party gadgets you can waste money on to impress your friends.

Below are just a few picks that “tackled” our attention.

(Warning: May cause excessive eye rolling)

The Remote-Controlled Beverage Buggy: Holds two 12oz cans or bottles and a remote control that lets you dispatch the buggy to and from the freezer. What’s not included? The person on the other end to actually put the beer into the damn buggy, which means someone will still have to get up anyways. Cost: $49.95 http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74740.asp?promo=homepage

Football Snack Bowl: Annoy your guests every 30 seconds with this musical football snack bowl. It holds over two cups of your favorite snacks and plays the FOX NFL theme every time someone opens it. (Prepare for this nifty tool to be punted out a window by halftime.)Cost: $19.99
http://www.thekitchenstore.com/fosnbopfoxnf.html

Brookstone SportsCast Football: Why get your scores and stats from the TV or your laptop for free when you can shell out $100 for a wireless football scoreboard? The scoreboard is updated every 15 minutes. We actually like the idea of this gadget during football season when you’re trying to keep track of other teams in your division. Cost: $99
http://www.brookstone.com/sl/product/4837-sportscast-wireless-football-scoreboard.html/

Good Bye Smell: Apparently there’s been an outbreak of funky fingers after Super Bowl games in years past. That would explain the need for a new product called “GoodBye Smell.” It removes all the smells associated with hosting a Super Bowl Party from your hands. (Can we just say everything about this product is creepy…) Cost: $5

http://www.goodbyesmell.com/