You get to experience….
-Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic calling the Dirty Dozen Brass Band the “Dirty Brass Band” while reading the teleprompter like some braces wearing pre-teen in a “Hooked on Phonics” commercial.
-Chris Paul being adorable
-Tim Duncan being yummy
-BJ Armstrong, who played with Michael Jordan in the 90s, still looking young enough to be my kid brother.
-Some dude singing “O Canada” who never would have made it past Paula, Randy or Simon.
-WNBA Players carrying their team in the All-Star shootout, without a hair out of place.
-Dwight Howard’s redemption. He pulled off a dunk that would make even Soulja Boy proud by “Superman-in that Ohh” to the basket. The dunk was impressive enough to make even Kobe giggle.
-Minnesota’s Gerald Green incorporating pastries and fire into a dunk…and still not getting the top score.
-Charles Barkley. He obviously spent too much time on Bourbon St. before joining the announcer table.
The hits keep coming tonight. The All-Star Game tips off at 8:30pm on TNT.
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