Last night’s victory over the Houston Rockets has put the New Orleans Hornets at the tippy top of the West, giving Nowitzki, Duncan, and Nash a panoramic view of what it’s like to stare up the crack of a bee’s ass.  They share their 46-21 record with the Lakers, a team they’ve already beaten twice.  Meanwhile, Chris Paul is well on his way to convincing the hold-outs that he deserves the MVP title for his awe-inspiring talent and absolutely adorable face.  Finally, a reason to pay attention to the NBA! 

We know what you’re thinking; “You should have been paying attention all season long.  The Hornets have been kicking ass!“  Yeah, we get it you judgemental jerk.  It’s just that if the NBA were a really nice, mildly attractive guy, he probably would have already been the victim of a frank, yet heartfelt “We’re just not that into you” talk.   Quite honestly, we mainly felt compelled to write this post out of fear that Jake Who Dat would hunt us down and trap us in a room with killer bees over our failure to keep pace with late, breaking Hornets news.   

Nevertheless, we want the best for the Hornets.  If they make it all the way, we’ll sport our blue and purple with the best of the fair-weather fans.  So buzz along sweet Hornets and do your best to help us pass the time until football season.