In case you haven’t yet noticed, it’s the off-season and we’re bored.   But these chicks know how to make our own fun.  In fact, we paid another visit to the Saints’ website and made a fascinating discovery: The team’s roster includes a bevy of fun and dirty last names!  We’re talking names like Bush, Johnson, and Gay…all on the same team.  Our recent discovery inspired a wonderful new way to pass the time; the “Who Dat Name Game™”  

Here’s how it works.  You must find a way to create a logical story using each Saints player or coach’s last name.  You can only use each last name once.  Each name is worth one point.  If you can manage to squeeze as least four last names in one sentence, you get double points for the sentence.   The sentences must make sense and work in the context of the story.  Or, you could screw the point system completely and focus on being as dirty as possible with the names you’ve been given.  Below you’ll find our first edition (and we admittedly took the easiest, skankiest and most predictable way out…) 

“Who Dat Name Game”: The Creepy Fairytale Edition 

Once upon a time, a Young girl named Payton decided to sit by the Lake on the Green grass.   Suddenly, she felt a strong Brees and out of nowhere appeared a strange man.  He pointed to an object in his hand saying, “See this Branch.  I’m about this big!  I’d love to cover you in McKenzie’s doughnuts and Campbell’s soup, then stick my Johnson right into your Bush!” 

How disgusting she thought to herself.  How can I Craft a lie to get out of here.  I’ve got it, she thought!  “I’m Gay!” she exclaimed aloud.   “Get your Bushrod away from me.”  The man hung is head and replied, “I guess I won’t be Boykin you tonight…”  And the strange pervert walked away, slowly Patten his crotch. 

The End.  

Point total: 23 

Go ahead and create a story of your own.  We’d love to read it.  (Or at least be kind enough to mail us a vile of anthrax to put us out of our misery…)