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Ladies, they’re dropping like flies.  First Deuce McAllister tied the knot, now Eli Manning is dragging around an old ball and chain. 

Elisha reportedly jumped the broom over the weekend in Mexico.  (I thought only poor folk like us did destination weddings…)  Manning married his college sweetheart, Abby McGrew in front of 40 of their closest friends and family members.  His brothers Cooper and Peyton shared best men duties.  (Despite Eli’s best efforts, his brother Peyton still beat him out for the title of wedding MVP as voted by the guests, pastor, and paparazzi disguised as palm trees.)  

Following the reading of the vows, reporters turned to Eli’s former teammate Tiki Barber for comment, who responded in typical Tiki fashion:

“His personality hasn’t been so that he can step up, make a strong statement and have people believe that it’s coming from his heart…. he didn’t feel like his voice was going to be strong enough and it showed..”

Yikes Tiki.  Get over it already!

Manning’s response:

“I just went out there and gave it 100%.  Hopefully we can just keep gettin’ the job done. I’m just here to score, you know. ”

He then grabbed Abby’s hand and ran off to their honeymoon suite, modeled after Giants Stadium and complete with taunting fans.

(Some of that stuff may not have happened.  We can’t be sure.)

For more pictures of the happy couple, click here.

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