Seems like you can’t go to a sports blog or site these days without seeing a picture of a chick in a bikini or a scantily clad NFL wife like the lovely Carmella Garcia as seen above. Since we’re chicks, you’d probably expect us to get all bent out of shape about this and say things like “men are pigs!” and “stop demeaning women!” And while we do agree that yes, many men are very gross, we also know that the chicks in those pics didn’t pose with a gun to their heads. They wanted to be ogled at, the men wanted to ogle, so…sounds like a win-win all around.
In the continuous spirit of not being haters, we’ve decided that if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em…and in the process gross yourself out. So we’ve decided to salute the best of the best in boobs. They’re not plastic, perky, or even pretty. They’re sometimes hairy, oft times flabby, 100% certified man boobs.
Not to worry, we’re throwing in a healthy, beefy pec every now and again for good measure. But for the most part, we want to keep things boobilicious. Below we present to you the first ever Chicks in the Huddle “NFL Man Boobs of the Week.” This week’s featured stud: Bill Parcells.
Team: Miami Dolphins
Position: Head of football operations
Estimated Cup Size: ‘C’
Let ‘em hang Billy boy. Let ‘em hang.
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Can anyone doubt the greatness of this post? This man boobs series is strong enough to provide underwire support for even Big Tuna’s teets. BTW . . . is it too much to ask to give us a little Tuna on South Beach? I mean, you have no problem offending the eyes with that completely inappropriate/offensive/disgusting/vile pix of Carmella. You couldn’t show us a little Tuna flesh too?
Don’t be fooled NolaChick. William always wears a bro when he coaches. Ask him to raise his shirt and you’ll witness the never-ending expanse of a DDD. Please notify me when you start featuring NFL assholes as I’d like to nominate one.
I had always heard that Parcells burned his manzzierre in a very public ERA protest back in 78.
In related news, it’s not moobs. It’s Moors. It’s a misprint.
Bubble boy was an asshole.
@ chef: do you honestly believe we didn’t exhaust and extend every possible resource to find a shirtless or even fishnet shirt wearing tuna? sure we could have photoshopped one, but wouldn’t that just leave you yearning for the real thing?
@ Judy: by all means, let the NFL Asshole nominations commence!
@GW: That episode always left me feeling dead inside. Damn that bubble boy. Damn him to hell!
Bill’s boobs are bigger than mine! But, mine are perkier, somewhat.
This rocks! I am still laughing! May I suggest Mike Holmgren next? How about crossing over into other sports like baseball past and present? I’ve witnessed Tommy Lasorda’s need for a bro in person many times when he skippered my hometown team.
So it’s come to this.
Bill Parcells man-titty posts.
In the long, dry desert of the off-season, the only football nourishment we manage to come across must be suckled from the flabby tit of a Dolphins “executive” who looks like my Aunt PeBe.
I’ll admit, it’s more interesting than the Arena Football League.
I give you vilma in the offseason…i give you Deuce. surely there’s room left for some man titty love.
besides, i’ve been holding in my envy/adoration for bill’s boobs for some time now. it’s time we speak truth to power!
Too true, too true. The pieces you’ve given us this off season have been surpassingly brilliant. I just meant to make a joke about the post and reading back on it, I sound like I’m making an indictment. Uncalled for.
You’re still Monty’s #1 love interest, and not just cause you dig on Tina Turner.
And for the record, the tits don’t much hide the walrus rolls. I think, physiologically speaking, the Tuna is of Eskimo stock.
While they don’t hide the rolls, they certainly distract from them. I’d imagine a shirtless picture of tuna would be all the motivation I need to keep my ass in a gym this summer. or perhaps it would make me all the more envious of his healthy “c” cups.