The Chicks Make Fantasies Come True

Can you believe we’re just weeks away from training camp and the first preseason game? (Are you still flacid? Really?) Well, how about the fact we’re just a couple months from the start of the regular season? Oh my…I’m getting all schweaty just thinkin about it!

While Clinton Portis is out looking for a new way to emasculate himself, we’re focusing our energies on the ultimate NFL fantasy…Fantasy Football wit da Chicks! That’s right…we’re draftin’ em, startin’ em’, sittin’ em, and somebody’s gonna win a fat wad of cash!

So, you want in? Let us know in the comment section and leave your email addy or email the chicks so we can make your GM fantasies come true! Dudes are more than welcome to sign up…so long as you don’t mind gettin’ your ass handed to you by a team called “Pretty Kitty Gum Drops.” Oh and if you’re sensitive to vulgar, crude, and obnoxious trash talk, I wouldn’t even bother.

4 Responses to “The Chicks Make Fantasies Come True”

  1. Haha, nice. I am going to pass this along to my readers tomorrow, hopefully you will get a few suckers, er, I mean, takers. ;)

  2. I’m in…depending on the buy in. I’ll send an email!

  3. I’m in. Totally, completely, absolutely. Balls deep.

  4. send me your info monty…then let’s get it on! (balls deep and then some!)

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