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Reggie Bush, you continue to impress. You put up points and managed to keep your fingers to yourself. Just secure the ball next time around and you might be a shoe-in for the Chicks’ “Baby Daddy of the Week.”

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Don’t cry for Martin, Argentina. We need Mehlhaff on the phone…asap!

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You’re back Drew!! Please, don’t ever leave me again. (Oh, and could you possibly put up these kinds of yards when I start you over Tony Romo.)

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Should I be concerned about our run defense as much as I am about our secondary? My heart is telling me no, but the stats (105 yards in week 3, 149 in week 2, and 155 in week 1) are telling me yes.

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Kudos to every single Saints wide receiver. (Rockin Robert Meachem, Lance “Hot as Balls” Moore, and Devery “Hot Potato Hands” Henderson just to name a few.) Happy endings all around!

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I refuse to continue to let the fate of this team be determined by 1 yard. I need a game plan as intricately plotted as an episode of “Heroes” come Sunday.

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Mike McKenzie, I salute your triumphant return. Sure, you got beat a couple times while trying to make a play on the ball, but at least you tried to make a play on the mutha f*ckin’ ball!

Quit it!

Oh Jason David…

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Yay, Jason David! If you can balance all of your mess-ups with interceptions and fumble recoveries, we’d be cool from here on out.

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According to Sean Payton, the refs missed an obvious neutral zone infraction on that 3rd and 1. I didn’t see it, but I’m always down with blaming the refs for one thing or another!

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Well done Jeremy Shockey. Now heal up that hernia so we can put you back to work.