The Lingerie Football League is no longer just some pre-teen boy’s wet dream. The league, which will debut in Fall of 2009, held it’s first tryouts in Seattle for a team called “The Seattle Mist.” In attendance, the perkiest, most underdressed and least hungover of Seattle’s sluttiest finest. Over the weekend, the boobilicious babes put their daddy issues aside to prove they can pretend to know how to play football with the best of them.
After watching video of the tryouts, I can’t help but wonder…how sad will it be when this nonsense actually gets higher ratings than Arena football? Then there’s the question of what’s next. Naked chicks playing football? How bout just naked chicks running around in the background of NFL games? Or…in an effort to appease horny men and us ladies who demand women be given officiating opportunities, why not naked chick referees? Aw hell…why not just turn the field into a pit of green jello, toss in a few butt naked models, let em make out, and call it a day. (To you fellas out there thinking “sounds good to me”, realize that you are the reason why I feel no guilt about ogling Reggie, Lance, Marques, and the rest of ‘em at every given opportunity. Horny bastards…)
And now, your Chick Clicks.
A man who will never be a ‘great’ writer insists Reggie Bush will never be a ‘great’ player. (Sporting News)
But it’s not just the Chicks who think #25 deserves a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T. (National Post)
Pacman just can’t seem to outrun his ghosts. (Sporting News)
The return of Marques Colston. (Rotowire.)
When bad football begets bad prose. (Snark in the NFL)
And as T.O. finds fitness, Nola Chick finds something to stare at during Lingerie Football games.
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Oh my, you never cease to bring a smile to my face! I am wondering what will actually be next.
We’ll I’ll be dam!
It is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll drink to that!
mmmm did I leave a comment already?????????
what’s real? T.O.’s 16 pack?
What makes you think these chicks have no game. Id bet some of these girls would surprise you. Since you are “chicks in the huddle” i would love to see you out throw one of their quarterbacks…
1. just curious….at what point does it say they “have no game?”
2. you’re one of these chicks’ moms…aren’t you.
Nope not a mom but someone that has seen a few of the girls play. I admit I laughed about it at first. I mean who works out with makeup on? But when their practice started I couldn’t believe how far this one girl could throw a spiral.
You did not say the words “no game” but you did state “they can pretend to know how to play football with the best of them.” I know these girls are not the best players but they never said they were. Hey I think it would be awesome if more girls played football!!! I still don’t understand why girls hate on other girls so much.
not hating. I actually play football myself. just curious as to why these chicks felt a need to show off “their game” clad in lingerie. i’m sure if there were a football league where men showed up wearing boxer briefs and g-strings, their dude counterparts would have something to say about it. so i definitely wouldn’t boil this down to a “girls hating on girls” cat fight. more of a “really…is this necessary?” observation.
We would laugh and probably say gross… definitely make fun of them, then laugh some more but not exactly in the way you have done. Clad in lingerie? Sure it is not your typical football attire but why not? Its not like they are shooting porn or anything. Have you seen the outfits? More like booty shorts with pads on football pads on top. You would see a lot more skin at any community pool. Necessary? Not at all… football? Kinda but not really….Entertaining? For some.
Glad that you play football and wish more girls would. But until I see more females in sports or the IWFL is televised. I welcome any avenue for women to play sports like their male counterparts and get some kind of good recognition. I am positive they will not be an embarassment unless the media portrays them that way.
Just saying some of these girls can really play and some would really surprise you. I have personally seen one of their players throw a spiral over 40 yards consistently. I am not sure how many girls you know that can do that but I was amazed at the velocity and accuracy the ball was thrown.
Well, the deal is that I wouldn’t really take anyone seriously who chose to do their jobs in lingerie. Accountants in lingerie…Bank tellers…Heart Surgeons…and yes…female football players. It’s just silly and blatant exploitation…unless you’re an actual lingerie model, in which case it makes sense that you’d be doing your job in lingerie.
And honestly, I don’t believe for a second that a men’s lingerie league wouldn’t be mocked and scoffed with language much harsher than I’ve used to describe this tit fest.
If these chicks can throw spirals 40 yards, more power to em. That’s a fabulous feat. But sign up for a legitimate league. Don’t allow yourself to be boiled down to the object of someone’s jerk off session just cause you like the game. That’s all I’m sayin…