So far, 2009 can suck it. That’s right. Eff you 2009! You don’t know what I’m talking about? Deuce McAllister knows….and here’s why.

Our beloved Ex-Saint just filed for bankruptcy protection for his Mississippi car dealership. Apparently he owes Nissan more than $6 million and more than $300, 000 in interest. Deuce is now looking for an investor to help his dealership bounce back from a financial crash. (Which reminds me, I forgot to buy a mega millions ticket last night. Bitches!)

I’d say I hope he signs with another team quick to help turn things around but I’m selfish. So instead, I’ll say I hope the Saints release a statement soon saying they’ve hired Deuce in a coaching position. C’mon 2009. Work with me!