Oh hi former Buffalo Bills cornerback Jabari Greer. Welcome to the New Orleans Saints’ defensive unit. I’m Nola Chick, the head chick in charge of Chicksinthehuddle.com, the unofficial “official” voice of female Saints fans.
I’m sure you’re well aware of our defensive problems… particularly in our secondary. As our new cornerback, all eyes will be on you and your $23 million contract. We have the utmost confidence you’ll earn every penny of it. But in the event you lose sight of what’s expected of you, we decided to draft a few helpful guidelines.
1.) You’re only allowed one burn for a TD every 6 games.
2.) You get 1 unsportsmanlike conduct penalty per season
3.) You get 1 excessive celebration penalty every 8 games.
4.) Every Tuesday during the season we post a column called “Hit it and Quit it.” It’s not advised you make a habit out of appearing on the “Quit It” list as things have a tendency to get ugly.
5.) You’re easy on the eyes. If you’ve got a nice body under all those layers, shirtless pictures are both appreciated and strongly advised.
6.) You must grant us at least one interview. It’s part of the hazing process.
7.) Serious injuries are forbidden within your first two years so it’s best you condition your tush off this offseason.
8.) If you do get burned, we implore you not to pat your chest and nod your head in the official “that’s on me” gesture. We know it’s on you. We were watching it. With that said, it’s also required that you don’t pull an Aaron Brooks and giggle while walking off the field after doing something bad.
Well, I think that about covers it. Welcome to the Big Easy!
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Um, I am racking my brains here trying to think of some one who plays in the secondary who DOESN’T have a a nice body.
Seriously, you need to get everyone in the NFL here shirtless so we can decide.
Hoipefully, upon being burned, he won’t point at a teammate as if to pass blame, or at least give the impression that he’s passing blame. Better to just get off the field.
touche on both points. i’m thinking a shirtless saints calendar is in order.
as for the “blame game”…that’s the worst of the worst. this isn’t kindergarten. you don’t have to tattle about “who made the boo-boo.” again, we were all watching.