1. Michael Vick 
So homey, you REALLY think some NFL team is going to pay you $10 mllion a year once you get out of the pokey? We’re thinking he’s more likely to get PETA’s humanitarian of the year award.
2. Jay Cutler & the Denver Broncos
Everyone involved in this lover’s quarrel is obnoxious. Jay for acting like a little brat and the Broncos for acting like the NFL equivalent of a cheating boyfriend. We spit on all of you!
3. Donte’ Stallworth
The former Saint has been charged in connection with a fatal DUI. You can’t fool a breathalzyer fool!
4. Fans who love their team to death…literally!
So my team’s never actually been to a Super Bowl, but I’d like to think that contrary to a popular study, watching them lose won’t actually kill me!
5. The Internets
Did you bloggers really think you could get away with a rumor that the Saints traded Marques Colston to the Bucs for Michael Clayton. C’mon fools. We were born at night…not last night!
6. The Chicks
So maybe we’re not as sharp as we’d like to portray. This Nola Chick actually took the time to click on a headline that read “Saints trade Shockey back to Giants.” Doh!
Check out Nola Chick's Super Bowl Experience, courtesy of 
Aw man..good to know I’m not the only fool who got duped by the colston thing. my heart dropped!
Great entry.
For several years, I’ve puzzled over how teams keep signing Donte Stallworth to big-money deals (as announced, anyway).
dude…his agent is the houdini of this generation.
This is completely off topic but did you see this GQ article on Bush and KimmieSkank? Look at the photo slide show – the picture of them in the bathroom by the mirror – REGGIE Does not have a REFLECTION.
I always knew he was supernatural.
Um the link would help:
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_8517
Hey chicks. I was worried about the Shockey trade too. Would have fallen for it, had I not been distracted by Cutler going, then staying, then going again. Oh well, we’ll see. If something happens, I’ll write about it too.