**First of all FalconsChick would like to say that Domestic Violence is NO LAUGHING MATTER…that being said**

Atlanta Falcons Offensive Linesman Quinn Ojinnaka was arrested Tuesday after a domestic dispute with his wife.  Ojinnaka claims that she tried to stab him with a pen, in return he threw her out the house-literally!  Gwinnett County police have charged Ojinnaka with simple battery but today he is out on bond.

So what on earth started the fight? FACEBOOK!!!!  That’s right, Lady Ojinnaka (yes I just named her) confronted  her husband over some sketchtastic messages he had been sending to a female friend via Facebook.  In my over-active FalconsChick imagination it went something like this:

• Lady O: *with printout screen-shots as proof* What the *bleep* is this Quinn? “I had so much fun the other night?” “I can’t wait to see you again!” “Your wife has nothing on me..”
• Quinn O: Maaan thats just and old friend, she still sends me messages and stuff I don’t be talkin to her like that!
• Lady O: *With screen-shot print off of SENT messages* OH you don’t huh? YOU AIN’T GOT TO LIE, QUINN I can see the *bleep* right here! *begins slapping him with paper print outs* Who is she Quinn? Where you meet her, huh?  I don’t need this *bleep* Its not like you Tony Gonzalez! You only started in 7 *bleepin* games out of the last THIRTY.
• Quinn: Aye now, you need to call all that down
• Lady O: Don’t tell me what to do *rolls neck* maybe you can tell that OTHER *bleep* what to do, whispering sweet nothings in her honesty box and stuff. *pick up pen* Let me write down ALL the men who got drafted BEFORE you that I will be checkin on..
• Quinn: *goes from Bruce Banner to Hulk and thus….police are called*

See official press report HERE…but I think my imagination satiates my wondering of “I wonder what set HIM off”…Atlanta Falcons lets try to stay out of jail this year mmK?  Raise your right hand and put your left on the PlayBook, repeat after me:

I, (insert name), being of sound body and mind, do solemnly swear not to embarass myself, my mama, or my team publically during game season or the off season.  I will take my respsonsibility of being a Role Model and ambassador for the city of Atlanta very seriously.  If I do happen to get in trouble,FalconsChick will get to smack me ala *shoulda had a V8 style* to be released on YouTube…additionally I will be recorded running bleachers while reciting the words, “Today was not a good day, Tomorrow I’ll do better”.