The recent re-airing of Hard Knocks reminded me of a few things – somebody better slap the lazy out of Martellus Bennett, I wonder where I can find pictures of Dave Campo in a wet suit at Sea World and Mrs. Price is my idol.
Fanatic (fa·nat·ic) n. A person marked or motivated by an extreme, unreasoning enthusiasm, as for a cause.
Mrs. Price (miz·pr?s) n. A person who can only be described as the loudest, most enthusiastic Dallas Cowboys fan ever. A total, fabulous lunatic.
In Hard Knocks, she was described this way: “There are diehard fans. And, then there’s Mrs. Price.”
There are no words to adequately describe her so I invite you to view her here. (Scroll down to video. Go to about 1:14. Please excuse the brief commercial beforehand.)
Isn’t she great?!
How about those long blue fingernails with stars on them? Typically, blue fingernails would not so easily make it past my judgment. Call me a snooty sorority girl but blue nails?! Put those in the same fashion faux pas folder as pink leg warmers.
But, Mrs. Price’s blue fingernails? I would even go so far as to say they’re lovely. Because, well, Mrs. Price is special. In fact, if I ever heard anyone making fun of her or her talons, I would scold them harshly. I would point my finger right in their face and say “Show some respect! This is (in loud whisper) MRS. PRICE.”
Because what is a fan, really? A fanatic and if you’re not fanatical, then go back to your crossword puzzle.
Don’t you hate when people say they’re fans of a team and you ask them about the most recent game and they didn’t even watch it? That’s not a fan! That’s a mildly interested person. What were you doing that you couldn’t watch the game? Oh, you had to have surgery? Excuses! You should take a page from Mrs. Price Fan Handbook!
I did some research on Mrs. Price and found this fabulous, not surprising fact – Mrs. Price’s children wanted to send her on a cruise. Aww, right? Nope! She said NO! She wouldn’t go on vacation when the Cowboys are playing!
There is passion. There is dedication. And, then there’s Mrs. Price.
Dear Boys, F@!k Screw Forget the Gipper!! DO IT FOR MRS. PRICE!
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What a wonderful lady ms. price.. you have to love her ..only a true fan will stand like ms. price ..I know we have millions of fans..an they love the Dallas cowboys ….you have to if you have any heart..”BUT IT’S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT MS. PRICE”..just watch her when she at the game..and around her players…I would love to see ms. price when Dallas play the super bowl in our own stadium..that is cowboy stadium….Ms. Price is the Dallas Cowboys #1 fan…..”God bless her forever”
w. jones