Parting is such sweet sorrow…unless of course you’re parting with that Sucky McSuckerson known as Jason David. You could almost hear a choir of angels when news broke of the “Bad New Back’s” release. Wait, did I say angels? I meant that group of drunk old men who sit on the street corner with their tattered, 1991 black and gold “Cha-Ching” sweatshirts on.
I could wax poetic about how much I think Jason David deserved to get cut, how happy I am that he finally did, and how up until the first preseason game, I yearned for his redemption. But if he can’t bother to cover his man, why should I bother to retrace the dismal steps of his career?
Instead, I’ll reflect on a “best (or worst) of” Jason David moments…as experienced by the fans.
The 7 Stages of Grief
The Petition
That Other Time the Bangles Burned Him
Speechless in Saintseester Land
A Whole Forum On Just How Much This Man Sucks
And then, there was this…
Ah Jason, thanks for the memories nothing…
Be sure to tune into the Ellen Show today to see if I can beat those other "so-called" Ultimate fans and make my Super Bowl dreams come true!!!
FINALLY SOMETHING TO GET PUMPED UP 4!! SOOOOO LONG YOU BURNING DOUCEBAG!!!!!!!! WHO DAT!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I feel like I do after I FINALLY get around to cleaning out the dust tumbleweeds from behind the doors (you know, those 2 times a year I REALLY clean the house). It is a good thing.
i wonder if he’ll get picked up?
Saints gals, I gave you all a mental high five when I heard this news while driving to work this morning. If I were capable of doing a cartwheel, I might have pulled the damn car over.
Now we must do The Dance of Joy!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfPg5LjGYz8