Parting is such sweet sorrow…unless of course you’re parting with that Sucky McSuckerson known as Jason David. You could almost hear a choir of angels when news broke of the “Bad New Back’s” release. Wait, did I say angels? I meant that group of drunk old men who sit on the street corner with their tattered, 1991 black and gold “Cha-Ching” sweatshirts on.
I could wax poetic about how much I think Jason David deserved to get cut, how happy I am that he finally did, and how up until the first preseason game, I yearned for his redemption. But if he can’t bother to cover his man, why should I bother to retrace the dismal steps of his career?
Instead, I’ll reflect on a “best (or worst) of” Jason David moments…as experienced by the fans.
The 7 Stages of Grief
The Petition
That Other Time the Bangles Burned Him
Speechless in Saintseester Land
A Whole Forum On Just How Much This Man Sucks
And then, there was this…
Ah Jason, thanks for the memories nothing…
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FINALLY SOMETHING TO GET PUMPED UP 4!! SOOOOO LONG YOU BURNING DOUCEBAG!!!!!!!! WHO DAT!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I feel like I do after I FINALLY get around to cleaning out the dust tumbleweeds from behind the doors (you know, those 2 times a year I REALLY clean the house). It is a good thing.
i wonder if he’ll get picked up?
Saints gals, I gave you all a mental high five when I heard this news while driving to work this morning. If I were capable of doing a cartwheel, I might have pulled the damn car over.
Now we must do The Dance of Joy!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfPg5LjGYz8