I am still suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a result of Thursday night’s humiliating loss to the San Francisco 49ers. A gazillion quit-its are flying around in my brain right now like little birds chirping an anthem of defeat and despair.

Quit It: Throwing interceptions (say, five of them). Also, JayJay, it’s not cute when you move the ball 90 yards down the field and then throw an interception in the end zone, you little tease.  I really believed in you, and then you went and dashed my hopes (sniffle).

Quit It:  Missing tackles.  Our defense was significantly better this game (read: almost normal) but we still have a looong way to go.  We can start with some high school JV tackling drills.

Quit It:  Not running, ever.  We need a run game.  Jay cannot throw 60+ passes per game.  Oh wait, yes he can.  Let me correct that:  Jay cannot throw 60+ passes per game to our team.

Quit It:  People acting like we still have a chance to make the playoffs (ha!)  I’m pretty sure this loss shut down most members of Da Bears Denial Fan Club, but some continue to keep saying ridiculous things such as, “What if we win all the rest of our games this season and beat Minnesota twice?”  The only way I can see that happening is if Brett Favre retires tommorrow, for good.

Oh wait–I’ve got a Hit-It!!!

Hit It:  After several Blue Moons, and a long painful game, I was able to find the last interception of the game mildly comical in a strange, ironic sense