Mark Sanchez, Jets QB
With his winning record and last second heroics, Mark Sanchez has truly emerged as the “big man on campus.” But with abs like that, we can’t help but think, “record, schmecord!” Gracias, Sexy Sanchez!
Terrell Owens, Bengals Wide Receiver
Sure, you wish he perpetually had a piece of tape over his mouth or that there were such a thing as “Pepto for Words” to prevent his diarrhea of the mouth, but when it’s all said and done, no matter how much you hate T.O., he always give you six “ab-tacular” reasons to love him!
Jason Taylor, Jets Linebacker
He’s the “oldy but goody” of sexy NFL stars. Beyond being incredibly easy on the eyes, Taylor has also built up a successful foundation which helps children in need across South Florida.
Darren Sharper, Saints Safety
Like a fine wine, he just gets better with age.
Troy Polamalu, Steelers Safety
He’s got this whole “Me Tarzan, you Jane!” thing going on that we just find irresistible. Plus, we could totally do each other’s hair…bonus!
Adrian Peterson, RB Minnesota Vikings
Here’s one Minnesota Viking who could “sext” us…without inducing vomit. Anyone else surprised A.P. was featured in ESPN’s body issue?
Michael Vick, QB Philadelphia Eagles
Maybe it’s the whole “redemption thing”, that he’s matured so much in the game, or that prison milk does a body good, but Michael Vick is once again “The Man.” As dog owners, we’ll admit he made our stomachs turn in the past. Now, he’s having an undeniable affect on other body parts.