If the Saints’ “bounty” scandal makes your heart hurt, it’s time to make your brain hurt, too! Producers are courting Broncos quarterback and proud Christian Tim Tebow to appear on The Bachelor. That’s the show where desperate, fame hungry women demean themselves in front of a national audience to make out with a dude and pretend to fall in love before he chooses one to fake propose to at the end of the season. So yeah, this show is PERFECT for someone like Tebow, right?
Tim apparently hasn’t commented on whether he’ll accept this rather indecent proposal from ABC. But let’s be honest here. A Tim Tebow version of The Bachelor would be like ordering a tequila shot and saying “hold the tequila.”
If I’m gonna watch trash TV, I don’t want the watered down, goody two shoes version. I want my skanks acting like skanks. Besides, we all know Tebow is saving his final rose for the man upstairs.
How about Miles Austin as “The Bachelor”? The shirtless beach walks would make it all worth it!