Attention random women of America: J.J. Watt is officially over you.
The Texans defensive end is not moved by your “Harlem Shake” or “Call Me Maybe” YouTube videos.
You can send him your “selfies” but don’t be offended if he auto-deletes.
And seriously, don’t expect this dude to be your prom date.
But don’t just take our word for it. Take his!
Watt is apparently so fed up with being solicited that he had to take to his Facebook page to complain. He’s letting fans asking him to do everything from dedicate a touchdown dance to them to marry their 6-year-old (ew) that he’s not into it. Not even a little bit.
(Read more on J.J. Watts cyber-smackdown.)