A PSA to Saints Fans Mourning Traded “Hotties”

Attention all female Saints fan... It's your new friend Sassy Chick. Pull up a chair. Let's chat. Yes, football players are fine as sin. I used to watch Terrell Owens warm up because oooohhh weeee but once the clock started, it's all football and I was hoping that our CBs knocked his block off. The ONLY way that would have changed is if he was in black and gold. With that said, if y'all don't stop whining about cute players getting cut your fan card is getting pulled. Kenny Stills was cute in an "uber metro, refuse to let go of the Honey Badger 2013 blonde Mohawk" kind of way but your local grocery bagger is cute too. Are you going to cry when he quits? If you're a Jimmy fan or a … [Read more...]