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I Can See Clearly Now…
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; the only hurricanes I like are the kind you can drink. Gustav turned out to be quite the troublemaker, but thankfully…hopefully…it didn’t cause the widespread devastation so many of us feared. I got to experience the wonders of going 2mph on I-10 as part of a Saturday afternoon evacuation, the frustration of my friend being forced to cancel her big wedding in exchange for a quickie, scaled down version in Audubon Park, and the shock of only recently realizing I had no idea what the hell was going on with my beloved Saints. Still, it’s a comfortable trade off for the peace of mind that comes with knowing my city isn’t being overtaken by water.
Sedrick Ellis FINALLY Signs…
And to that, the Chicks have only one thing to say…
So here’s the scoop:
-The 1st round pick signed a 5-year contract worth $49 million, with $19 million in guarantees. (The fan in me is nearly bursting with excitement while the gold digger in me is already plotting a healthy divorce settlement…)
Dear Dawgs: Geaux F*CK yourselves!
It was bound to happen: the endless “we was robbed” chants from all the top 5 teams who, unlike LSU and Ohio State, find themselves playing in a BCS game other than the National Championship game.
Virginia Tech: “We only lost two games in regular season, and it was to two top rated teams. Why can’t we go?”
Answer: Um, because LSU was one of the teams that kicked your ass.
Kansas Fans: “Sure we only beat the equivalent of an old folks home ranking wise in regular season, but we were ranked #5. Doesn’t that mean something?”
Answer: Be lucky you got into ANY bowl game.
Georgia Fans (Our very favorites): “We’re one of the hottest teams in the country. We won our last six. We were ranked at #4. We didn’t lose over the weekend, so why should our ranking drop. It’s not fair. Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!!”
Answer: Want a little fermented cheese with that whine? The only reason you didn’t lose a game this weekend was because you didn’t earn the opportunity to play in one because you didn’t win the East in the SEC. The team that won beat you handily in regular season and guess what, LSU beat that team!! Plus, your other loss was to sorry South Carolina, and they handed it to you! Losers!!!!
WHAT THE F*CK!!!!!
The BCS sucks. I still agree with that. But here’s what’s changed. LSU has a legitimate shot at the National Title game. I know, I know, it sounds crazy. But WVU and Missouri loss tonight. Georgia didn’t make it to a conference game, nor did Kansas. And we beat VT tech handily earlier in the season. All that means we should face off with Ohio State (or whoever) for the title. It’s fabulous. I’m too drunk to put it into words. Let’s let the Violent Femmes sum it up for me por favor.
The Miles High Club, Part Deux
What could make the pill of crushed National Title dreams easier to swallow for an LSU fan? How bout the news that Les Miles plans to hang around the Red Stick a little while longer. Then, there’s the icing on the cake…an SEC Championship victory in a dogfight against the Vols. Nothing says sweet like seeing our Purple and Gold in the Sugar Bowl.
LSU 21 Vols 14
Oh, and did you see Les rip the media a new one at his news conference earlier today? We gotta say, seeing him get all riled up makes us randy baby!
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