Game 3: The Sleeping Beast Awakens

To the ESPN commentators who predicted the Saints would buckle under the weight of injuries and falter in the face of a strong 49ers secondary and a fast 49ers offense, I can’t help but wonder…does crow taste like chicken?
Perhaps they didn’t get the memo that Deuce-olution #26 had passed overwhelmingly. Perhaps they underestimated the poise [...]

Deuce-olution #26

 

“We the people of the Black and Gold Nation, in order to form a more perfect season, establish a running game, ensure a 3rd and 1 conversion, provide for the common D-Fence, promote general drunkeness, and secure the Blessings of Saint Reliable Cornerback, do ordain and establish this Deuce-olution for the remaining 2008 Saints season:  [...]

Chick Clicks: Brought to You by…My Hero

You know you’re the man when you don’t set foot on the field and you still get props for being one of your team’s heroes of the week. Deuce a.k.a “Deuuuuuuccceeee” McAllister spent his off day this week helping Feed the Children pass out food and personal care items to more than 400 families [...]

Unbreakable

Remember holding your breath when Deuce McAllister went down in that Monday Night game last season after landing awkwardly on his knee? Go ahead and let it out. Despite fears that a second torn ACL would mark the end of Deuce’s career (or at least his last days with the team), he’s apparently [...]

An Oldie & A Goody

Paw-Paw Was a Rolling Stone

Either the Saints are going out of their way to get that AARP sponsorship or Jason David sucks that bad. The team just signed on soon-to-be 36 year old cornerback Aaron Glenn. Glenn, who’s been in the league longer than I’ve been out of high school, comes to New Orleans by [...]

7 Minutes in Heaven with Deuce McAllister

 
Fred Taylor, Brian Westbrook, and Warrick Dunn are that rare breed of NFL player who do their talking on the field.  You won’t see them in endless commercials, or courting the media to watch their well choreographed touchdown dance, or trash talking their opponent on ESPN.  They represent the class of the game.  They’ve got a job [...]

Chick Chattin With Deuce: Part Deux

 
So remember a few long months ago, before the Giants shocked the world, T.O. teared up, and LSU made Mike Huckabee believe in miracles, when a few lowly Chicks pledged to bring thier dedicated readers closer to one Dulymus McAllister?  It turned out, a few days before we were scheduled to interview Deuce, he sustained [...]

Chick Chattin’ With Deuce

Consider it a make good for forcing the Chicks to add 5 pounds in liquor weight since the NFL season opener. Consider it a shift in karma due to our sincere words of comfort to a distraught Falcons fan who bemoaned the reality that an elderly kicker may soon very well be the best [...]

Why Dulymus is Dy-no-mite!

Before chants of “Drew! Drew! Drew!” rocked the dome and countless screams of “Reggie, take your shirt off!” (okay, maybe that was just me), there was one man giving the faithful Saints flock a reason to believe. C’mon, shout it out with me…”DEEEEUUUUCCCCEEE!!!!”
While it was easy for many of us to get caught up [...]