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It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye…Again: Deuce Announcing Retirement
Break up to make up, that’s all we do, huh Deuce? One week after resigning with the New Orleans Saints, running back Deuce McAllister plans to announce he’s retiring from the NFL. The move was in part motivated by the Saints need to free up a roster spot in light of wide receiver Robert Meachem’s injury. Deuce says he’ll still be on the sidelines as a guest captain on Sunday when the Saints take on the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship game.
David Patten Released: 2 Questions Remain
Yeah, yeah, the Saints released
1) Why is Martin Grammatica still on the roster?
I mean seriously, shouldn’t that have been priority #1? Like when they were making the call to David Patten, shouldn’t someone have thrown their hands up and said “Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! No one gets cut until Martin gets cut!” And shouldn’t that same someone have smacked the phone out of the hand of the person about to dial and called for his immediate termination? Man, do those Saints need me in their front office or what?
2) Is Deuce next?
Deuce.
Congratulations to Deuce McAllister for breaking a record formerly set by Dalton Hilliard by scoring the 54th rushing touchdown of his career as a Saint. Best of all, the record setting TD finally puts Green Bay in our highlight reel! Ha ha bitches!!Thank you #26. Thank you for who you are, thank you for what you do, and no matter what, you’ll always be a Saint to the Chicks!
What Defenses Say When They See “The Deuce” Coming
10. “Hmmm…something tells me I’m gonna need an oxygen tank.”
9. “I wanna hate him…but he’s just so darn cute!”
8. “Weee!!! It’s so much fun when he picks us up and carries us around!”
7. “Is it too late to be listed on IR?”
6. “Any chance coach will let me play offense for the rest of the game?”
5. “Damn…what the hell was he like when he had two good knees?”
4. “I wish Heidi Klum were here to ‘auf’ me…”
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