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All my Exes live in…Texas?
Falcons Fans…I know you’re tired of all this rigmarole because I am and I’m a Vick supporter…Lets gets to it. So today Michael Vick got the verdict from the NFL and looks like we’ll be seeing him around Week6…pending good behavior, according to CNN:
Vick “will be considered for full reinstatement and to play in regular-season games by Week 6 based on the progress he makes in his transition plan,” the statement said. Week 6 of the NFL season is in October.
Vick may participate in practices, workouts and meetings and may play in his club’s final two preseason games under the conditions of his reinstatement, the league said.
What Defenses Say When They See “The Deuce” Coming
10. “Hmmm…something tells me I’m gonna need an oxygen tank.”
9. “I wanna hate him…but he’s just so darn cute!”
8. “Weee!!! It’s so much fun when he picks us up and carries us around!”
7. “Is it too late to be listed on IR?”
6. “Any chance coach will let me play offense for the rest of the game?”
5. “Damn…what the hell was he like when he had two good knees?”
4. “I wish Heidi Klum were here to ‘auf’ me…”
NFL Policy: See No Evil, Say No Evil
So let me get this straight…refs can make bad calls that potentially cost teams games but NFL coaches can’t call them out on it? Hmmm…anybody else smell a steaming pile of horse droppings?
Coach Sean Payton is appealing a decision by the NFL to fine him $15,000 for questioning a perceived no-call on a neutral zone infraction after last week’s Broncos game. I didn’t see the tape, so I can’t speak on whether Payton was right in criticizing the no-call. But I do find it more than a little Gestapo of the NFL to punish coaches for being vocal when refs mess up.
Under league rules, bad calls and no calls can only be addressed privately…in dark corners and secret meetings. Payton made the egregious error of actually going public with the notion that an NFL referee made a mistake. Payton even said he had the video to prove it. (I guess a picture’s not just worth a thousand words but 15 thousand dollars.)
Yeah…that’s the Ticket
There are pros and cons about being forced to travel as much as I do due to life circumstances:
Con: It makes no sense to be a season ticket holder because I never know when I’ll get to catch a home game.
Pro: I’m able to pop up in all sorts of places and invade their stadiums talking as much trash as my limited vocabulary will allow.
Deuce-olution #26
“We the people of the Black and Gold Nation, in order to form a more perfect season, establish a running game, ensure a 3rd and 1 conversion, provide for the common D-Fence, promote general drunkeness, and secure the Blessings of Saint Reliable Cornerback, do ordain and establish this Deuce-olution for the remaining 2008 Saints season: Give Dulymus the damn ball!”
Chicks in the Huddle, hereby representing the fans of the New Orleans Saints football team, announce the Declaration of Deuce-olution #26. This Deuce-olution calls for an official “Deuce Out” beginning this Sunday, September 28th in the Superdome.
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