Vick Scores in Prison

 

No, we don’t mean he’s found his perfect butt buddy in the form of a prison bitch named “Gerbil.”  He’s actually playing quarterback for the state penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas.  The facility’s kinda like summer camp, except there, the term “roasting marshmallows” refers to holding the new guy’s nuts over a lighter in the back [...]

Justice or “Just Cuz”?

 
Let me preface this by being quite clear about three points:
1) I love dogs, particularly my fabulously fantastic lab/border collie mix named after my old neighborhood “Gentilly.” (I call her Tilly for short.) 
2) I think people who abuse humans, animals, and the rules of fashion are scumbags .
3) I hate the Falcons. 
I [...]

A Tale of Two Michaels: If Vick Were a Wife Beater, Would We Still Love Him?

The masses stand in line ready and willing to beat up on Michael Vick (the Chicks included) for his admitted role in a dogfighting ring. He’s been labeled everything from a monster to a pig, lost a giant endorsement deal with Nike, and faces an uncertain future in the NFL. But if Vick had beaten [...]

Taking a Bite Out of Crime

While Michael Vick remains in the dog house trying to avoid the big house, one trio of savvy businessmen has decided to use Vick’s personal woes for their personal gain. The guys have teamed up to sell the ultimate in ironic pet treats, the Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy. According to vickdogchewtoy.com, the product is [...]

Countdown to Camp

For most of us, going to camp signals the start of summertime fun. For NFL players, it’s just the opposite. The start of training camp means the party’s over, back to work, no more sleeping in late. For some it means no more time spent making the Madden versions of themselves do things they could [...]

"Ookie" Indicted: Day 2

You’ve heard the rumors, you’ve harassed every Falcons fan in your Rolodex, now click here to read the indictment of Michael Vick in black and white. Don’t feel like it? Let the chicks sum it up: -First of all, Vick is referred to in the indictment as “Ookie.” That’s right, Ookie. -”Ookie”, “Q”, “P [...]

Dirty Bird Learns His Goose Could be Cooked

Oh Ron Mexico. Remember the simpler times when being accused of spreading herpes was the biggest threat to your reputation? Now it turns out Michael Vick will need more than Valtrex to bail him out of a pinch. Just when we thought the feds were barking up the wrong tree, an indictment handed down Tuesday [...]

The Pink Falcon in the Room

Below is a letter allegedly sent to Falcons season ticket holders from GM Arthur Blank.

June 8, 2007
“To Our Season Ticket Holders:This off-season has certainly presented a lot of challenges to us, and we realize it has been difficult for our fans. Therefore, we thought it would be helpful to let you know where we are [...]