Posted on April 7th, 2008 by nolachick
No, we don’t mean he’s found his perfect butt buddy in the form of a prison bitch named “Gerbil.” He’s actually playing quarterback for the state penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas. The facility’s kinda like summer camp, except there, the term “roasting marshmallows” refers to holding the new guy’s nuts over a lighter in the back [...]
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Posted on December 10th, 2007 by nolachick
Let me preface this by being quite clear about three points:
1) I love dogs, particularly my fabulously fantastic lab/border collie mix named after my old neighborhood “Gentilly.” (I call her Tilly for short.)
2) I think people who abuse humans, animals, and the rules of fashion are scumbags .
3) I hate the Falcons.
I [...]
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Posted on August 26th, 2007 by nolachick
The masses stand in line ready and willing to beat up on Michael Vick (the Chicks included) for his admitted role in a dogfighting ring. He’s been labeled everything from a monster to a pig, lost a giant endorsement deal with Nike, and faces an uncertain future in the NFL. But if Vick had beaten [...]
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Posted on August 8th, 2007 by nolachick
While Michael Vick remains in the dog house trying to avoid the big house, one trio of savvy businessmen has decided to use Vick’s personal woes for their personal gain. The guys have teamed up to sell the ultimate in ironic pet treats, the Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy. According to vickdogchewtoy.com, the product is [...]
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Posted on July 19th, 2007 by nolachick
For most of us, going to camp signals the start of summertime fun. For NFL players, it’s just the opposite. The start of training camp means the party’s over, back to work, no more sleeping in late. For some it means no more time spent making the Madden versions of themselves do things they could [...]
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Posted on July 18th, 2007 by nolachick
You’ve heard the rumors, you’ve harassed every Falcons fan in your Rolodex, now click here to read the indictment of Michael Vick in black and white. Don’t feel like it? Let the chicks sum it up: -First of all, Vick is referred to in the indictment as “Ookie.” That’s right, Ookie. -”Ookie”, “Q”, “P [...]
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Posted on July 18th, 2007 by nolachick
Oh Ron Mexico. Remember the simpler times when being accused of spreading herpes was the biggest threat to your reputation? Now it turns out Michael Vick will need more than Valtrex to bail him out of a pinch. Just when we thought the feds were barking up the wrong tree, an indictment handed down Tuesday [...]
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Posted on July 13th, 2007 by nolachick
Below is a letter allegedly sent to Falcons season ticket holders from GM Arthur Blank.
June 8, 2007
“To Our Season Ticket Holders:This off-season has certainly presented a lot of challenges to us, and we realize it has been difficult for our fans. Therefore, we thought it would be helpful to let you know where we are [...]
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