National Foot-Bawl League

Jimmy: “Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?”Evelyn: “No, no, no.” Jimmy: “NO. NO. And do you know why?”Evelyn: “No…” Jimmy: “Because there’s no crying [...]