The NFL Week 16 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Ralphie

It’s Christmas, which means it’s okay not to post because no one’s online anyways… unless of course they’re alone or their family doesn’t love them, in which case, aw…you poor, sweet baby. But since we’ve been watching a marathon of a Christmas Story and going shot for shot on every “You’ll shoot your [...]

Our Shot Glass is Half Full

 
Oh don’t get us wrong, Sunday sucked.  Sunday sucked like an heiress on prom night.  It sucked like every “Police Academy” movie.  It sucked like that flamboyant elf named Lamar sucks candy canes.  If Sunday were a water gun, it’d be called the “Super Sucker.”   Instead of our tasty bird buffet of Falcon, Cardinal, and [...]

Her Shirt Says it All

The Saints are in the final course of a late season bird buffet. First Course: Falcon Fricassée, yummy! Second Course: Cajun Fried Cardinal, delightful! Third Course: Eagle Étouffée with a side dish of Drama Au Gratin. (Uh oh, somebody better grab us a bottle of Tums!)

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