Week 8 Power Rankings: Brought to you by the Serial Streaker…

The NFL Week 8 Power Rankings are out and we couldn’t be more bored by the top 10. The only thing that really matters is that the Saints have moved up from 26 to 19! Yay!
What, you want more? Oh fine. Here’s your damn top 10.
1.) Patriots- Unstoppable…blah blah blah…running up score…blah, blah blah…classless…blah blah [...]

When The Saints Win…

When the Saints Win….
The birds sing a sweet, melodious tune as I awaken to another blessed day.
When the Saints Lose…
Why the f*ck do I have to get out of bed this morning?! And would somebody shoot those loud ass birds?!
When the Saints Win…
Oops, I just stepped in juicy dog turds…oh [...]

NFL Week 8: The Chicks Break it Down

Redskins 7 Patriots 52-No, that score is not a typo. And no, the Redskins didn’t choose to start their cheerleaders as a Halloween prank. And yes, we’re already sick of the hype over the Pats/Colts game.
Colts 31 Panthers 7-It was so cute to watch Panthers fans get all geeked up thinking their team was [...]

Beating the Forty Whiners- A San Francisco Treat

 
 
Let’s get blunt for a second. We despise the 49ers…and not in that playful, cross town rivalry way that we hate the Falcons. We absolutely abhor the 49ers. They’re like the hot guy in high school who was not only a quarterback but had a 4.0 GPA and the hottest chick in [...]