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The NFL Week 13 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Rerun
As we reflect on the past weekend of NFL games, we can’t help but wonder: “What’s happening now?” Refs are helping the Pats stay undefeated (yeah, we said it), the Saints are going out of their way to help teams beat them, and the Giants still haven’t officially committed to their annual late-season choke. If only we could go back to the simpler days when a good ole “pop and lock” by a fat kid named Rerun was all it took to make us smile.
NFL Week 9 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Long Duk Dong
Sweet 16. Don’t you remember it? The pink dress, the grunge band or (DJ with backwards baseball cap), spiked punch, and feeling up your crush in a dark corner of the room. Ahhh, memories.
This week, the Saints celebrate a sweet 16 of a different kind: their new position in the NFL power rankings. The upgrade puts them in the middle of the pack and moving in the right direction. And now, the top 10.
Week 8 Power Rankings: Brought to you by the Serial Streaker…
The NFL Week 8 Power Rankings are out and we couldn’t be more bored by the top 10. The only thing that really matters is that the Saints have moved up from 26 to 19! Yay!
What, you want more? Oh fine. Here’s your damn top 10.
1.) Patriots- Unstoppable…blah blah blah…running up score…blah, blah blah…classless…blah blah blah…16-0…blah blah blah
2.) Colts- Here are your orders: DESTROY THEM!
3.) Cowboys-Romo BEFORE $67 million contract= Tool
Romo AFTER $67 million contract= “How you doin’….”
Which Is Uglier: Atlanta’s Uh-"O", Jeering Jets Fans, or Britney’s Comeback?
In week one of regular season football, you would hope random pop culture references wouldn’t have to be invoked when recapping the NFL’s heroes and zeroes. But oops! That darn Britney did it again!
But before we implore Britney to “gimme less”…let’s look back on the weekend that gave us more!
What Stood Out:
Ragin Cajun Jake Delhomme actually protecting the football. He lead the Carolina Panthers to victory over the Rams by completing 18/27 for 201 yards and 3 touchdowns.
Romo went from zero back to hero in the Cowboys win over the Giants with 345 yards and 4 touchdowns.
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