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A “Very Special Post from Chicks in the Huddle
Dear NFL,
While we understand the need to extend the season beyond the Super Bowl and delight fans with a mindless game, we can’t help but request that somehow players get the memo that the Pro Bowl isn’t a real game and they shouldn’t play hard. You see, our beloved Drew Brees has been tapped to play backup QB for the NFC yet again this year and we live in fear that some freakazoid defensive end trying to impress his coach in the offseason will slam our precious Drew into the Hawaii turf and severely injure the most valuable player on our team. NFL, you can’t let that happen.
10 Things I Learned While Watching the Pro Bowl
1. Fashion Fouls Are Part of the Game
-From the announcers to the coaches on the sidelines, the stomach turning tropical shirts were out in full-force. You’ve got to wonder if it’s a sort of psychological warfare. Those loud, clashing, poly-blend disasters certainly had me mesmerized. Might explain why no one seemed interested in playing defense.
2. Tony Romo is Adorable
-It’s hard to look at anyone in a Cowboys’ uniform and see them as anything but a spawn of Beelzebub. But thanks to those sharp, blue NFC duds, I saw Tony Romo through a new pair of eyes today. Those cheeks, those dimples, and that playful charm made me think…maybe he is human. Then I remembered the whole “he’s boning Jessica Simpson” thing. So yeah, not so human…
Aw Hell to the No!!!
The 2008 Pro Bowl Roster is set and guess who ain’t on the list? Here’s a hint, they wear black and gold, they cause frequent bouts of anxiety, and are responsible for my future stint in rehab. (If you’re still confused, you should probably just stop reading now.)
Sadly, not nary a Saint is going to Hawaii. Can’t say I really expected any of them to, with the exception of my future baby daddy, the man who catches passes like he caught my heart, Daddy Long Legs himself: Marques “Go-Go-Gadget Arms” Colston. Wanna know who’s going instead at wide reciever for the NFC? Terrell Owens, Larry Fitzgerald, Torry Holt, & Donald Driver. To that I say: “Aw Hell to the No!”
NFL Players Looking to Get Lei’d
In less than a week, we’ll learn which NFL players are headed to Hawaii for the 2008 Pro Bowl game. We all know the obvious candidates: the Tom “Baby Daddy” Bradys, the Adrian “Catch Me If You Can” Petersons, and the Tony “I’m Banging Jessica Simpson” Romos. But which of some of the lesser ballyhooed NFL players deserve a shot at post-post season glory? Furthermore, do any members of the Black and Gold squad deserve a shot on the Pro-Bowl roster?
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