There’s Bitter and Then There’s Full on PISSED!!!

 
To the 2007 New Orleans Saints: Congratulations! You finally found a way to overshadow John Carney’s missed extra point after the River City Relay in Jacksonville as one of the dumbest, most infuriating plays in our team’s history.  Now let’s line up and take turns kicking Coach Sean Payton right in his ass crack before [...]

Ask a Chick: How Can I Make My Honey Get It?

She gushed at the picture of you in an Archie Manning Jersey at the tender age of 8. He’s tenderly kissed your fleur de lis tattoo. She watched you get rejected by the Red Cross for bleeding black and gold. He dabbed away your tears of joy after the Saints [...]

When The Saints Win…

When the Saints Win….
The birds sing a sweet, melodious tune as I awaken to another blessed day.
When the Saints Lose…
Why the f*ck do I have to get out of bed this morning?! And would somebody shoot those loud ass birds?!
When the Saints Win…
Oops, I just stepped in juicy dog turds…oh [...]

Saints Go on 13 Game Winning Streak: Written By Overly Confident and Perhaps Slightly Delusional Chick

“Remember that time the Saints started 0-3, had a bye week, then went on to win their next 13 games, clinch the division, run the board in the playoffs, and go to the Super Bowl?”
That’s the question we fellow Chicks hope to be asking each other in about 40 years during a weekly meeting [...]

‘Twas the Night Before Saints Camp

Twas the night before Saints Camp and despite all the frenzy,
not an interception was missed, not even by McKenzie.
The jerseys were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that a Lombardi trophy would soon be there.
Drew Brees was nestled all snug in his bed
with no thoughts of indictments filling his head.
Marques wore his grip glove, [...]

A Saintly Obsession

This site is dedicated to all us chicks who love football just as much as the boys and not just because the players are hot (although it is an added bonus!) Our team of choice, the New Orleans Saints and we’re no bandwagon broads. The obsession began long before Reggie suited up, Drew competed for [...]