Category Archives: vick and dogfighting
Vick Scores in Prison

No, we don’t mean he’s found his perfect butt buddy in the form of a prison bitch named “Gerbil.” He’s actually playing quarterback for the state penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas. The facility’s kinda like summer camp, except there, the term “roasting marshmallows” refers to holding the new guy’s nuts over a lighter in the back of the mess hall.
A Storm of Trouble Hits the Other Mexico
Mr. Peabody is only telling us half the story. Michael Vick will learn Monday just how many dog days lie ahead of him inside a jail cell. But as of tonight, he knows his immediate fate in the NFL. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell suspended the Falcons quarterback indefinitely without pay. This came just hours after Vick filed a plea agreement in Federal Court. In the agreement, Vick admits he funded a dog fighting operation called Bad Newz Kennels and was involved, though not directly, in the killing of dogs.















